thehawklegacy:

If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too

you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking

my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

• My Mom: What's the matter with you, you're always on your computer!
• Me: I watch TV sometimes
• Me: And read
• Me: And talk to my friends
• Me: 
• My Mom: 
• Me: On my computer

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

• society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
• woman: okay.
• society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
• woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
• society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
• woman: still seems pretty awful.
• society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
• woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
• society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
• woman: 
• society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
• woman: 
• society: 
• woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
• society: 
• woman: 
• society: what third option?
• woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

sharp-ish:

alexkisu:

that cat wears eyeliner better than me

that cat is more attractive than me in general