Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
ok but can you imagine in age of ultron bruce accidentally hulking out and everyone’s completely silent, no one moves a muscle and suddenly tony goes “alright can we talk about the elephant in the room” and everyone turns very slowly to look at bruce and then tony says “barton, whAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING”
THE FIRST ONE THOUGH
THE KILL IT OPTION
I am a person who likes to be reassured. If I am not reassured, I feel like my anxieties, thoughts, and fears will slowly start to consume me. All I really need is for someone or even myself to remind me from time to time that I’ll be okay.
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
is hitting children with your car considered bullying